Last week's record: 7-7
Overall record: 55-30
Falcons @ Ravens: Battle of the birds!! Hey Joe… Uh, where’d that come from? Keep it up, champ.
Pick: Ravens 30 Falcons 20
Titans @ Redskins: I’m not sure there’s a game on the entire 2014 schedule that I could care less about.
Pick: Redskins 20 Titans 17
Seahawks @ Rams: Remember on Monday when you watched the first quarter of the Rams game and said, “hey, Austin Davis is kinda good!” and then three quarters later you said something like, “lol, jk, no he’s not.” Well, expect more of the same this week, except probably not the first part.
Pick: Seahawks 27 Rams 10
Browns @ Jaguars: So this is where we’re at in the world right now? The Browns are relatively relevant? Fine. I guess I’ll succumb. Still… #BringBackChad
Pick: Browns 24 Jaguars 21
Bengals @ Colts: Andy Dalton has six touchdowns this season. Six. Andrew Luck has 17. I’m going to let you guys connect these dots.
Pick: Colts 28 Bengals 27
Vikings @ Bills: Hear that? It’s the sound of the Teddy Ballgame bandwagon coming to a screeching halt. I still like the kid, but it could get worse before it gets better, starting with Buffalo.
Pick: Bills 21 Vikings 12
Saints @ Lions: The Saints are 0-3 on the road and feature a defense that resembles a fine piece of swiss cheese. Really, who do you think I’m picking here?
Pick: Lions 30 Saints 27
Panthers @ Packers: The very thought of Aaron Rodgers makes me want to curl up in the fetal position and cry. After Sunday, there is no doubt in my mind that he’s the best quarterback in this league.
Pick: Packers 28 Panthers 17
Chiefs @ Chargers: Philip Rivers has more touchdowns (15) than Alex Smith, Knile Davis, and Travis Kelce- Kansas City’s leading scorers- combined. Ride on, Cowboy. Ride on.
Pick: Chargers 30 Chiefs 23
Cardinals @ Raiders: Hey David Carr, you’re playing for one of the greatest coaches of ALL TIME now. Get it together. No more throwing into triple coverage when you’re already in field goal range and are only down by three. Probably a good rule of thumb to live the rest of your life by.
Pick: Cardinals 24 Raiders 17
Giants @ Cowboys: So the Cowboys are coming off their biggest win in years, while the Giants are coming off a demoralizing shutout on national TV. Should be a no brainer, right? Wrong. Very, very wrong. I need one. I got one. Upset City, population: The worst home field in all of sports.
Pick: Giants 26 Cowboys 23
49ers @ Broncos: This is a delicious little game, isn’t it? Peyton going for the record, against a team who hates their coach even though he’s done nothing but win. If that doesn’t spell F-U-N then I don’t know what does. I’ll take Peyton to throw a couple wobbly touchdowns, break the record, and win in this one. But it’s oh. so. close.
Pick: Broncos 27 49ers 25
Texans @ Steelers: So, like, what happened to Pittsburgh? Antonio Brown has 1.6 billion receiving yards this year. Le’Veon Bell is averaging close to 100 yards per carry. The offense is ranked 6th and the defense is 12th. So why is this team so mediocre? To be honest with you, I have absolutely no idea. They’ve alternated wins and losses every week this season, and they lost last week, so I guess I’ll just assume they stick with that pattern on Monday.
Pick: Steelers 20 Texans 16
Come back in the morning for all your Miami Dolphins pre game coverage, including my prediction of the game (although I don't know why you would want to, seeing as I'm 1-4 this season). Then, after that, come back right before kickoff for any last minute news, including a full list of the inactives.
THEN, after that, make sure to follow the quarter by quarter blog of tomorrow's game, beginning after the first quarter.
16 hours.
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