Sparano Jetting to New York?

A report in the New York Post today is saying that our very own Tony Sparano is being targeted by the New York Jets for, get this, the position of offensive coordinator.

No, seriously.

Stop laughing!

The report goes onto to say that, according to an ESPN report, Sparano along with Chiefs former head coach Todd Haley are being targeted as replacements for current OC Brian Schottenheimer, who is expected to be pursued by number of NFL teams as a potential head coach.

Sparano and Haley would be used as a "package deal," according to the report, with Sparano calling the running plays, and Haley dealing with the passing plays.

I have a question for Jets GM Mike Tannenbaum..

Have you watched the Miami Dolphins offense for the last four years under Sparano?

Unfortunately, I did, and I've got news for you buddy, it was a painful sight.  But hey, more power to you Mr. Tannenbaum, let me know how that works out for you.

I knew the Jets were a dysfunctional bunch, but really, Tony Sparano?  For offensive coordinator!?

This is good, scratch that, great news for the Dolphins, and for the rest of the NFL for that matter.

Okay, you may continue laughing now.